Dimitry’s Rules for Consulting

Why do they need you?

  • Organizations sometimes do need real advice to get where they want to be.

  • Sometimes organizations know where they want to be, but don’t know how to get there.

  • Most often, organizations know exactly what has to happen, but have too much organizaional inertia to even budge without an outside voice.

Why do you do this job?

  • Perhaps you are truly an expert in your field.

  • Perhaps you can sell heat lamps at noon in the Gobi Desert.

  • Most importantly, you actually have something to contribute in your practice area.

    • Contrary to popular belief, BS sells poorly.

Note

The shortest path out of consulting is to be wrong.

  • Every time you open your mouth, you bet your entire future.

  • Every time you fail to open your mouth, you foreclose on that future.

Note

The second-shortest path out consulting is to not risk being wrong.

  • This job requires audacity and sagacity.

Presentation

  • It’s the content, stupid.

    • No amount of slide beautification will cover empty conent.

  • It’s also the beautification. Most of your clients expect leadership, which does require image.

Note

You can’t go wrong by being right.

  • Dress the part of the expert in your field. Clothing is communication.

    • Even if your clients wear their formal dress hoodies, you will dress in accordance with professional expectations in your society.

      • In Anglosaxon culture, this is flexible for women, but very rigid for men.

    • Clients will judge everyone in accordance with their biases. Fair or not, we cannot wish other people’s biases away.

The Engagement

  • Traditionally, beyond the phases of project management, the “performance” portion of a consulting project contains three phases.

    • As-Is: Gather the current state.

      • The organization never runs as management thinks it does.

      • Learn what the tribe values, even if you need to destroy it.

    • To-Be: Gather and influence management’s goals for the end state.

      • Redirect discussions of how and force discussions of what.

      • To-Be is an organizational configuration management exercise.

      • Once they decide on the future you planned for them, make them proud of getting to that conclusion.

        • Even the hiring party needs to stay motivated through a hard transformation.

    • Gap Analysis: Design a path to the end state.

      • This is your how. Very often, this will break into mini-engagements with subordinate entity or third party entity transformations.

      • Amateurs and strategy.

        • Gap analysis is always a logistics exercise, even in non-log organizations.

        • Technical transformations are always process transformations.

        • Process transformations are always re-orgs.

        • Re-orgs are always traumatic.

      • The output of gap analysis is one or more project plans, each with their own kickoff for the transformation.

      • Don’t lie about timelines.

        • If something takes a week of calendar time, it takes a week of calendar time.

        • You cannot “work harder” and make the facts change.

  • The first two can happen in any order or simultaneously.

  • Run workshops for everything, even if management tells you whom you shouldn’t ask.

    • In fact, find those people and ask them discretely. Everyone holds a piece of tribal knowledge.

Pre-engagement

  • Kick-off meetings

    • This is your first intelligence gathering opportunity to learn the depth of buy-in to your consulting engagement.

    • Set expectations. False humility goes a long way here to help you win trust.

  • Casual social contact

    • Establish rapport with at least one decision making stake-holder.

    • Establish distinct rapport with at least one knowledgeable observer.

      • Every organization has one. Find him or her. It is usually a person with high intelligence and good verbal skills, but mismatching demographics to their organization.

    • Elicitation skills are key.

Post-engagement

  • Sell. Sell. Also, sell.

    • Your services do not end with project closure.

    • If you are actually providing skilled support, ensure they are aware of how else they can reach you.

Note

Every formal contact closes with re-contact permission and agreement.

  • Every sale closure is a project opener. Every project closure is a likely new sale opener… …if you are actually a consultant, as opposed to a space-filler.

  • Follow-up on organizational changes.

    • Take responsibility for wins and losses with the ability to fix problems.

  • Maintain social contact with decision makers. Do not abruptly drop relationships at project closure.

    • Pretexts for contact: lifecycle events, holidays, and, most importantly, cutting edge news in your industry.

      • “Did you hear…?”

      • “What does it mean for your firm now that…?”

  • Staffing

    • Often, you will be with the customer for their change, executing your plan. It better be a good one.

Money

  • Always be charging.

    • All work is billable hours.

      • Undercharging and overcharging are both fraudulent activities.

    • Most consulting organizations require 110% standard utilization.

      • That means 44 hours of billables per week, not including administrative or non-billable tasks.

    • Time sheets are critical.

      • CAS-compliant organizations will require daily updates.

      • Keep your own ledger of hours worked per project or charge code.

        • These are table stakes for doing this job.

        • None of this is optional. “I’m not good at paperwork.” doesn’t cut it.

    • Fear the beach (or bench).

      • Non-billable time is training time, officially.

      • Unofficially, it’s sales time. Every waking moment should be on guaranteeing your peak utilization for the month. Do not remain on the bench.

      • No one respects the utility player. Helping others without billing makes you a nice person: the nice person with whom they used to work.

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